Sleepy as heck...

Forgot to do my blog yesterday (BIG SHOCKER! I think I managed to do one blog on time...)

Today I’m going to blog about the BOOK Marley and Me.I never saw the movie, but I read the book before it came out.So cute! I have a yellow lab so this book was easy to relate to.Labs are crazy...Crazy and dumb.

It’s in their genes.

My dog (Izzy) once ate my sister’s gameboy.

Yes, a gameboy.

Not very nutritious ... Mmm, Nintendo!

I honestly have no problem believing the fact that Marley was as insane as the author made him out to be.

Eating poop? BELIEVABLE!

Izzy use to get poop from the toilet or from the cat’s litter boxes...It was gross having to pull that from her mouth! Otherwise she’d poop out poop and I dunno why that’s bad...Maybe poop is hard to digest?

I also loved this book because it was real.

I think that made the story that much better, knowing that something as simple as a pet could change your life so drastically.

A lot of people don’t understand that animals have personalities to. Take my cat for example...

He’s evil and likes to inflict pain on people...Especially other guys. He likes to rule over woman.Ironically his name is Twit.

My other cat is named Gem (short for Gemini) And Gem fits her perfectly. She’s the sweetest cat you’ll ever meet. Very timid but adorable!

Izzy is dumb but lovable. Serious. The dog has run into walls only to wag her tail and not even notice! It’s so cute!

It was easy to connect with the author because I also hold my animals dear to my heart and knowing all the trouble my pets cause...Marley’s craziness was even funnier.

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Figures

So like I said...Blog days are Thursdays...I can't remember to do them on Wednesday for some reason!

Anyways, I'll talk about the book The Society of S.

I liked this book, but wouldn't buy it for one major reason.

Nothing really happens.

I mean, things happen obviously but it's just not exciting.

The book is very interesting, just not event wise. Event wise it's dull and just like "Mhmm. Keep on trucking."

I know this description makes no sense...The characters aren't that interesting either.

So thinking about it this book sounds really crappy.

It's not though!

I think it's just a nice relaxing read. Either that or you keep expecting something big to happen so you're super excited throughout the book.

Then nothing happens and you're like "THE CLIMAX IS COMING! This is gonna be great!"

Then you realize you just finished it and you feel lost and confused inside.

I do hope the author makes a sequal though.

Otherwise the book would be very incomplete. Mainly because I'm still looking for the climax.

Maybe it got lost on it's way to the publisher?

Okay, bad joke, I know!

The main character could get a little annoying at times though. Mainly because she had no personality really...

I can't figured out why I liked this book...

It wasn't badly written or anything. Just insanely dull!

At least with poorly written books you can laugh and make fun of them.

This book wasn't badly written...Just --------------- the entire time.

You know all the book really needed was to have monotone reader reading it outloud.

SLEEPY

Okay, so today I’m going to talk about The Weight of All Things.

I love this book.

It’s INTERESTING! AH!

I mean, school books are normally okay at best.

Normally they just fail.Examples: Lord of the Flies, Across Five Aprils, Things Fall Apart

It’s really scary.

The book is actually well written and makes sense. The worse thing is that the descriptions get rambley.But you can just skim those parts…-couuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh-

I almost wish the book was in first person just because then we’d get to see Nicolas’ thoughts.

Still, it’s good because the author doesn’t try and sugar coat anything.

People die and it’s depressing.I mean there’s no other way to say it and she doesn’t try and hide the deaths, instead she brings them right out into the open and makes us confront them and see the main characters feelings and how he deals with it.

Or denies it in the case with his mother.

I think the denial also makes him seem more real as a character because it brings forward his naive child like thoughts without making him seem immature.

Hope I reached the word minium...

Okay so I keep forgetting to do these on time...Crap.Oh well. It’s only a day late?...ANYWAYS! The book I’m reading is called ‘Kitty Kitty’I love this book. It makes me laugh out loud! Which is pretty awkward considering reading time is silent and I’m giggling to myself.It could be worse though. The first book was called ‘Bad Kitty’ and that could be taken dirtily...

Then again Kitty Kitty could be pretty dirty too...MOVING ON!This book is so funny because Jas (the main character) is insanely strange and attracts weirdness to her.

Her friends and family are also crazy which just makes it even better! And it’s nice to have a book where the main girl is super strange and doesn’t mind. In most teen books being different upsets the girl and blah blah either that or she embraces it so much it’s just unbelievable.

That’s the great thing about Jas she knows she’s weird and wishes some things about her were different but over all she embraces her awkwardness and works with it.
I love the book to because it’s from Jas’ point of view so we get to read all her funny thoughts.

Boy does this sound stupid in writing. Oh well.

It’s a great series. And I can’t wait for the fourth book to come out...Even though I haven’t finished the third. AH! NEED MORE WORDS!

Back to the book. Jas calls her dad ‘Dadzilla’ it’s very funny in context. Not so much out of context.

Really, just read the book if you want to laugh a lot. HA 264 WORDS!

Sticks of Fiddle

I forgot to blog…Oops.

Okay so I’m going to talk about a book called Guyaholic.

Doesn’t it sound promising already?

Hehe.

This was an okay book, the main girl wasn’t that interesting and you really didn’t care about her.

She cheated on her the boy who loved her and then he left and so did she and it was sad I guess…It was difficult to really care because of a few reasons.

One: You didn’t see a lot of their relationship. The author was pretty much “We dated for 3 months”

ZOMGNESS! The deepness! The total undying love! It radiates from the pages!

I mean sure, she gave examples but you never saw how the main character changed. In fact she seemed pretty much the same in all the examples even though she wasn’t suppose to be…

Her friends said she was happier but I don’t know because I don’t know what she acted like before or during her relationship.

I just know in the short examples she was the same whiney, ungrateful, girl as she managed to be throughout the entire book.

Reason two: You didn’t know why Sam was special or why you should even care about the main girl.

Sam was pretty much ---------- The entire book. There was the occasional ---------^-^^^-- but you only saw that once.

Main girl was just annoying and predictable.

Reason Three: The main girl didn't really promise him anything.

She kept saying “We aren’t dating.” And blah blah blah. But some how even though she told them that they weren’t boyfriend girlfriend they still were.

It confused the crap outta me.

I mean I get that they did everything like a boyfriend and girlfriend but if someone says “We aren’t dating” then you should take them serious and move on or accept it. And if the person isn’t mature enough to move on then you’re setting yourself up for lots of heartbreak.

Harsh and sad but also true.

I’m reading My Most Excellent Year by Steve Kluger.

Freaking amazing.

I love this book and its going to be in my favorites and soon I shall buy it and hoard it…Yes.IT’S SO ADORABLE THOUGH! And funny!

I don’t know what else to say other then that Augie is going to go live in my closet along with the old crazy grandma from Willy Wonka. Who is also adorable.

NOT THE POINT!

This book is almost as good as putting whip cream on cool whip then adding some jello-Which is delicious.

You just pick it up and feel happy!

I originally got this book because my friend made me, and I’m so glad that I did.

Man it’s a lot harder to blog about books I can’t make fun of.

I think I need to check if this author’s written any other books, because he’s that awesome. And everyone should read this book because it’s just that amazing.Think…I shall talk about…OH!

HOW ADORABLE TC and AUGIE ARE! …I don’t care that I sound like a squealing fan girl.

They call themselves brothers even though Augie is Asian and TC is white, and they live like brothers to. They call their parents ‘Mom, Dad, and Pop’ TC’s mom died so she doesn’t get a fun name…But still.

Now to move onto something irrelevant. Augie is cute but what makes him cuter is the fact he’s gay. I can’t explain it but his gayness makes him just that much better. I think it’s because he always makes it funny. Like when the guy he liked held his hand he nearly had a heart attack.

Him dying isn’t funny, but how it was written made me cry from joy xD

ZOMGOODNESS

I'm actually using my blog for something useful!

AHHHH!!!!

Blachman, Morris J. "Romero, Oscar Arnulfo." World Book. 16th ed. 2006. 449-50.

Elina, Voula. "Romero, Oscar." Encylopedia of Contemporary Latin American and Caribbean Culture. O-Z ed. 3 vols. New York: Routledge, 2000. 1307-308.

"Oscar Romero." Sermons and Writings of Victor Shepherd. 23 June 1998. 21 Apr. 2009 http://www.victorshepherd.on.ca/Heritage/Oscar%20Romero.htm.

"Oscar Romero: Bishop of the Poor USCatholic.org." Home USCatholic.org. 21 Apr. 2009 http://www.uscatholic.org/culture/social-justice/2009/02/oscar-romero-bishop-poor.

"Oscar romero of el salvador: informal adult education in a context of violence." Contents @ the informal education homepage. 21 Apr. 2009 http://www.infed.org/thinkers/oscar_romero.htm.


INTRO

-GAHQUOTETHATISADORABLE-It’s not uncommon for someone to die for a cause, even in today’s times reforms are still happening and are still being supported by many people like Archbishop Oscar Romero. Oscar Romero was not only a martyr for his religion, but a martyr for his people. Like his people, Romero lived a difficult life all during his childhood, reforms, and up until his death. Not all of Romero’s childhood was spent getting him ready to be the archbishop; in fact it wasn’t until his teenage years that he began studying in theology.

CONCLUSION
Even after his death Romero made a difference in the people’s lives as a constant inspiration and reminder of peace.



Today he is known as ‘The Voice of the People’(cite website) because that is truly what he was. He defended the peasants while the government tried to oppress them, he made it clear that such abuse was not to be tolerated. Romero felt not only the pain of his people but his own as well. The hardships he suffered through in his childhood, reforms, and through death are what make him memorable. He would not be intimidated by those who hated him; instead he met them with criticism and love. His peaceful response to the violence around him is what made him such a memorable leader of the people surrounded by violence.

Look

I'll blog about cell phone service.

I mean if there's anything more frustrating then cell phone service I'll blog about it next.

Can you hear me now? NO! NO I CAN NOT HEAR YOU NOW! You want to know why?!

BECAUSE I DON'T GET SERVICE ANYWHERE I GO!

Erm...I had to get that out. Seriously though, Tmobile is all like "Here's a map of all the places we have service." And the whole US is colored pink with only small patches of green.

I would like to say that it is most certainly the green areas that are covered.

Not the pink.

Evil Tmobile.

Seriously I can be walking around with five bars but God forbid it let me make a call!

When I have no bars I can call like no one's business!

So you never know what you're going to get!

Thirsty

I'm going to blog about being thirsty.

Why?

I don't know.

It seems relevant...Somehow...We're learning about Africa...Kinda.

ANYWAYS! No one really reads my blog other then me so it doesn't matter! HAHAHA! Excellent.

I really am thirsty though.

I should get a drink.

But I won't until I finish this.

Why?

...Because I want to finish this first.

That's right I put homework above my well being!

-cough-cough-cough-

...I'll just keep thinking that.

Wow, that was a dumb ramble.

I'm ashamed to call it a ramble.

RAMBLES ARE FUNNY AND JOYFUL!

That was dumb and...Dull.

Oh well.

I'll live.

Somehow.

...Maybe.

Unless I die.

Probably from thirst since I won't end this blog.

At least I made it more rambly and pointless...

ENDING THIS NOW!

I Drank That Coffee Waaay To Fast

I think I'll blog about Romeo and Juliet.

We read this book last year but I think it'll be good because it's relevant to the topic(for once) and I can make fun of it! Erm...I mean, discuss how I felt about it...

-Coooooooough-

Frankly I don't understand why this book is considered to be one of the greatest plays ever.

It's just...Ugh.

I mean it talks about how the two families have hated each other for so many years and blah blah blah and how they're fighting in the city and stuff. So you if you think about it there has had to be some past casualties and city disturbences but apparently the King or Duke or whatever he was just gets angry at this last one.

Why?! Why is it that last one?! Is the ruling guy all of a sudden like "Man, I wish those guys would stop fighting, it's really irritating. Someone should stop it."

Then one of his ad visors would be all like "Well sir...You are the ruler."

"OH YEAH! Hahaha! Totally forgot about that for the last few years! OOPS! Haha."

That alone in itself has got to make you wonder if he's been walking around with a paper bag on his head. Or maybe he was just like "Oh look, two of the most powerful families in the land are fighting...Well, it's not like it's my job to get involved or anything. Oh look they killed more innocent bystanders! Haha! Those jokesters. Always know how to make me laugh. Oh haha! They've destroyed more public property! Now I can oppress the peasants even more to pay for all that!"

And if that isn't enough to make you wonder about what these people were thinking Romeo and Juliet certainly are.

If anything I think they're parents would've been trying to hook them up. Why you ask? TO SAVE THEIR MORONIC LITTLE HINIES! Yes, I did just say hiney.

Hope I spelled that right.

Didn't people use marriage as a way to stop fighting or at least prevent it?

I know they hated each other but if the families didn't want to die they could at least sacrifice the stupid lusty children.

Shakespeare, William. Romeo and Juliet. Los Angeles: Cyber Classics, 1997.

Oh pancakes

This is going to be difficult.

Colonization isn't all that funny.

And I can't even use my book! Curses.

AHA! I know what I'll do. I'll rewrite Pocahantas! ...I think Disney made it into a book.

Wow...I did that and it totally summed the movie up...Kind of. You know what I think my work was pretty darn funny so I'll post it and say that's my blog. And don't get me wrong...I love the movie, but I couldn't help myself. I'll just use this as my 'MLA' -coughcoughcough- citation...I sense failure coming my way...I mean...I was creative and interperted the Disney movie with the history of Pocahontas's life...Yes. Exactly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocahontas


Once upon a time there was a woman named Pocahontas, well in reality she was a little girl but age isn’t all that important so we’re going to ignore it. Anyways, she was very pretty and had long flowing hair that blows in the wind, and even in the absence of wind. Pocahontas enjoys jumping off of 500ft. cliffs, talking to shape shifting trees, and breaking out into song.One day she met a man named John Smith, luckily for her John Smith also happened to be very pretty. His blonde hair does not have the power to randomly blow in the absent wind, but it does have the power of never being messy. Even after people shove him around or he dives into the ocean to save those ugly morons he sails with. John Smith likes guns and little girls...I mean nice well aged woman.

Anyways, back to story. So Smith convinced the Pocahontas to meet him in the woods several times, not like that’s shady or anything and they talk and bond. That must be pretty interesting since neither of them can speak the other’s language, but then again seducing innocent children-Erm, love knows no bounds! Especially when catchy songs about not being racist are being sung and danced to!So while Smith and Pocahontas talk in the woods there’s a fat evil guy who has pigtails held together with cute little bows trying to find a bunch of gold. Somehow he gets the idea in his head that the Native Americans have all the gold. We’re not sure how he made that jump, but he did. It probably has to do with all the fumes from the purple dye he uses to dye every inch of his clothing, other then his cape. Instead, it’s a manly pink!

Back to our slightly creepy lovers. Smith keeps convincing Pocahontas to meet him in the woods (shady as ever) and her friend is concerned about her. FOR GOOD REASON! Think about it...Meeting up late...In the dark...In the woods...With a guy. If there were more friends like this there would be a lot less crime in the world. Unfortunately the friend sends the guy who wants to marry Pocahontas which wasn’t really smart.He ends up going into a jealous rage and trying to kill John Smith, who is saved by his lackey Thomas. I think Thomas was jealous of Smith so he was really aiming for him, but whatever.

If you watch the clip it doesn’t seem like the Jealous/Angry lover gets shot...But he certainly does die so I guess he gets shot somewhere...I mean they only show from the waist up so his heart and head didn’t get shot, so what could’ve brought-...Moving on.

He dies and the Native American’s take Smith prisoner. Thomas is apparently too much of a loser to actually admit to what he did and take the punishment...Either that or Smith decided he didn’t really feel like running right then, and would go for it later. Too bad for him a bunch of Native Americans get there first.

So then the colonist (oh yeah the blog topic!) and the Native American’s break out into song because that’s what most people do before war/execution. Nothing gets you in a blood thirsty mood like singing.

And Smith is about to die but then Pocahontas jumps on him (told you those woods activities were shady) and tells her dad not to kill him.

So he doesn’t.

Forgetting all the pain they’ve been caused they decide to let him go. Which was good since he didn’t do anything really...They should’ve gone after Thomas but whatever.

Then Mr. Manly Red Bows gets all angry and tries to shoot the chief. Oh yeah, because that’ll get everyone on your side. Starting a war so people can watch their friends die, mhmm that’s the way to rally everyone.

Luckily Smith realizes Pocahontas expects commitment so he leaps in front of the chief and gets shot instead. Earning him a ticket back home to London...Which doesn’t make sense...”Yes, let’s send the almost fatally injured man on a several month journey in the rough and unpredictable sea, which will most certainly guarantee his safe return.”

Then they wave goodbye and it’s depressing because that’s the end of all the random epic song singing...Until the sequel with a much more feminine version of John Smith named John Rolfe. Let’s not get into him though.

Aww poor Ed

Zusak, Markus. I am the messenger. New York: Random House, 2002.

I'm doing the same book, so that makes the citing a lot easier!

Okay so my global issue that I'll ramble about is how people don't care enough about each other and don't think they can make a difference.

I think this book shows this problem wonderfully, especially in the end.

I mean the author pretty much made a character who isn't bad or anything but he isn't in any way different from most people.

Most of the time books will have characters who have powers and what not or are special in some way or have at least done something great. Not Ed, Ed was pretty much a loser.

BUT HE STILL DID STUFF!

And at the end of the book he was still Ed, just a better version of himself. He was an Ed who knew he wasn't worthless and that he could help people.

Wow that was cheesey, oh well!

xD

Crap.

Okay, so this first blog will be a make up blog from Wednesday...I don't know if it counts but I'll give it a shot anyways.

So the book I just finished was 'i am the messenger' It was a freakin amazing book to!

Since this is suppose to be about holidays and stuff I'll talk about how Ed(the main character) and his family interacted on Christmas.

His mom was a jerk to him because she thinks he should do more with his life so she treats him like crap and swears at him and calls him names.

I can't imagine having a mom like that...Seriously it'd be all like...
Me: Merry Christmas mom!
Mom: Shud up @#!#%!@$^%$
Me:......I love you.
Mom: -glares-

And that just isn't fun.

He's not very close with his brother either, and barely ever sees him and so when his brother's all like "I'll call you so we can get together" Ed is just honest about it and says "No, you won't."

And the brother agrees! I mean it's just sad!

I do like the honesty though, I mean people always say you should be honest but how many of us are honest about stuff like that?

Not many!

Zusak, Markus. I am the messenger. New York: Random House, 2002.

My hands are cold

Okay so I can't MLA cite this...And it's not really a culture...

But I'm going to say it is. It's cat culture.

http://www.colddeadfish.net/internet/catthoughts.html

If you don't own a cat you won't find this funny.

Anyone who does own one should read this.

It's so totally true!

Cats are super different from dogs. Most dogs will not randomly torment a creature.

Cats will for sure torment something for the fun of it.

Dogs will also smuther you with love.

Cats will smuther you because you won't let them scratch the furniture.

I mean I love both cats and dogs..But...Wow.

It is pretty funny to watch.

While I was trying to write this blog my cat kept laying on top of my computer, which can over heat it and make it crash and bad crap like that...

I had to take him off of that thing three times before I finally let him off away from the computer and he ran away.

Cats are evil.

Adorable but evil.

Bollywood

I have no clue how we're suppose to find an article on this...

So I'm going to assume we can just talk about our thoughts. If not oops.

Really, I'll start MLA citing this Sunday. Promise.

Anywho, I thought the movie was pretty awesome.

The songs were wonderfully cheesey. It made me happy.

I have to admit I'm kind of a sucker for cheesey things, mainly because they make me laugh...It's happiness.

Plus everyone secretly wants life to be a musical.

Sure, most people will deny it but really...Who doesn't want to sing cheesey songs, dance insanely, and have random gospel singers sing about them?

Exactly my point.

Life should be one big musical.

Things would be a lot happier.

...And more painful.

Can you imagine someone who can't sing doing important stuff?

We'd need to listen to that all the time...

Haha that'd be the best excuse though!

"Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in the choir."

xD

A Change We Can Believe In

Best title ever!

I giggled when I typed it.

I'm going to ramble about the lack of change going on with our weather.

I AM SO SICK OF THE COLD!

CHANGE! I WANT HEAT NOW!

I want it to be warm and happy and sunny!

I mean I know in the summer time I'll be all angry and like "I like cold better blah blah blah"

But I seriously want to go swimming and walk around without shoes.

The two main things I like about the cold are...

My hair doesn't get all sweaty and stuck to my head. It's gross.
And there aren't so many bugs.

Bugs are gross.

I don't mind cold up until the end of January. Then I'm all "SNOW CAN GO!"

Plus summer just sounds amazing right now.

Anyways that's my ramble of the day.

Hope

I'm going to talk about...

Crap. I'm not sure yet...

Hm. I know! I'll talk about the movie Premonition

I loved this movie!

This movie really did play with your mind and emotions because after you find out the husband is going to cheat you're all like "GR! POOR SANDRA BULLOCK!"

And then when he realizes he loves her and they're going to get back together it's all like "YAY! I'm so happy!" And you're so incridibly hopeful that everything will work out! And then...He dies.

It's like all your hopes are smashed up and killed right in front of you!

Plus she sees it! SHE SEES IT! It's so awful!

Except the director doesn't totally leave you and Sandra Bullock's character crushed.

He has it so she's pregnant and she gets one more kid from her husband.

Hope of new life and new beginings! (I feel the cheese clogging my arteries)

Still depressing, but it was a nice sweet way to end it.

Oops

A day late with this. Oh well.

I'm going to ramble about one of the crappiest books I ever read...

Dragon Spell

I think that's what it was called.

Dumbest book ever.

There are like 64086226322.64362 characters in this book. And it's trying to be all 'symbolic' of Christianity but it just fails.

They have the one guy who's all like "I represent Jesus oooooh!" But he's just annoying because he's like "Hm. I don't think I'll show up till the last possible moment." And when he does the main girl (who I wish would've died) is all like "I'm so shy! -sobsrandomly-"

Then the main girl has self esteem issues cause she's all like 'Boohoo I'm just a human. BOOOHOOOO! I fail at life! I can't do anything right! -crycrycry- My life is miserable, because I suck!"

MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER EVER! And she was suppose to represent people who are new to being Christians but she was just irritating and I wish she would've died.

The other important person who was suppose to be Satan was actually pretty funny. Mainly because he just FAILED! Hundreds of people escaped from his prisons not once, but TWICE! Seriously! You'd think the first time would give him the idea to add some guards! But oh no! Not him.

And he doesn't even appear till the last chapter, and when he does appear he's there for like 3 seconds before the main girl runs away and then he sends some dogs after her...Then things got weird and she was sucked into a vortex or something...

If the devil is like that in real life then we have nothing to fear. Dumbest evil villian ever.

And then

Muuuuuuuuffffffffffffins

GAH!

I don't want to do this.

OH! I got one.

Haha now I get to ramble about Valentines day!

I'll just talk about the fun ones...

Anyway the article is about dumb things guys do on Valentines day. (Quotes are in italics)

Handing you a rose cast in gold because "This flower won't die. Just like my feelings for you will never die, baby."

HAHAHA! Come on, if someone did that to you you'd love it.

Seriously I'd pee my pants from laughing so hard!

It'd be a good time.

Making you a lame heart-shaped card cut from notebook paper with "IOU one gift" written on it.

Here would be the correct response...

Cut him a star shape card from notebook paper and write "SBTJ...I can write random letters toooo!"

Dumping you the day before because he didn't want to torment you by going through the motions. (At least you could've gotten one last fancy meal out of the deal.)

No kidding. I'd punch that guy in the face. At leat give me something good I can use as comfort food before you dump me!

Buying you chocolates the day after V-Day because the prices were slashed.

....I wouldn't be that mad about that.

Chocolate is chocolate.

XD Plus then he can get you more chocolate! Everyone wins.

"The Biggest V-Day Sins Guys Commit." MSN. 1 Hearst Communications. 11 Feb. 2009 .

My mind is so special

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I think I’m going to be ridiculous.

Oh yes.I’ll enjoy every moment of this.

Actually I’ll probably get in trouble.

But I need to make this funny(or attempt to) somehow!

Okay so the culture I picked was...IOWA!

Oh yes, I can smell the trip to the consouler’s office already.

Hehe.

So one of the laws is ‘The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned’

Which I find to be pretty funny.

I mean, sure we don’t have any ice cream trucks in Minnesota.

But at least we don't band them.Then again it might be a good idea...I mean there is something a little weird about some old guy driving around, making little kids chase him, then feeding them ice cream.I smell something fishy.

Oh yes I do.I mean if some old dude has a truck that’s pretty, is full of ice cream, and has fun music little kids (and ADD ones) will chase it!

And if he says “Want some free...Ice cream?”

All the little/ADD kids will be like “FOR SURE!”

So I guess Iowa has the right idea...Banding the ‘Ice Cream Man’

Who knows what goes on behind those delicious dairy desserts?

Ooooh This Can Not Be GOOD!

Hehehe

So I don't think I talked about this book...

It's called Kissing The Rain.

It's pretty dumb.

Actually only one thing annoyed me...

The WHOLE book was WRITTEN LIKE this. RANDOM words were in capital letters AND they DIDN'T need to be in CAPITAL letters BECAUSE it served NO point to the almost INVISIBLE plot.

I CAN BARELY go on typing LIKE this. It's getting REALLY irritating. Almost as IRRITATING as the BOOK, but THAT'S not possible.

I'll SAY THIS about the BOOK. I can BARELY remember anything. EXCEPT the kid was FAT and they called HIM Moo or Cow...Something LIKE THAT!

And he WITNESSED a MURDER and people STARTED TO LIKE HIM! Or something like that...

IT WAS bizzare!

MOSTLY I just seem to REMEMBER a bunch of RANDOMLY CAPITIALIZED WORDS.

Brooks , Kevin. Kissing the Rain. New York, New York: The Chicken House/Scholastic, 2004.

Ahaha Oh man

So....My blog is going to be about the Little Mermaid!

AND YES THIS DOES RELATE WITH THE TOPIC!

Anyways, let's just get the MLA crap...Or stuff, out of the way.

Anderson, Hans. The Stories of Hans Christian Anderson. Boston: Houghton Mifflin Company, 2003.

Okay, I'm going to talk about the real book. Not the cheesed up Disney version. First summarize

So it is true that after there's a big storm that destroys the ship the Little Mermaid saves the prince! We're going to call the Little Mermaid LM since she doesn't have a name in the book! Okay, so LM swims a super long time to save the stupid prince but he never sees her! He only sees some other girl come after LM saved him!

So then LM is all "I loooove him!" And mermaids don't have souls and the only way she can get a soul is if the prince loves her enough to marry her.

Then she goes to the sea witch who makes her cut off her tongue so she can be with the prince! And even then it still sucks because every time she walks it feels like shes walking on knives!

So she does everything with the prince and she loves him to a stalkerish amount, and then he tells her his parents are sending him to meet some princess so he can marry her, but he's all "She's not the woman who saved me after the storm so I don't want to marry her. But you remind me of the woman who saved me so I'll probably marry you."

Which is kinda depressing since she'll always be second best, and when the prince comes back you find out the princess was the girl who helped him after LM brought him back to the shore!

So the prince is all "YAY! Let's get married!"

And obviously LM can't do say anything because she's mute, and also if the prince gets married to some other girl LM gets turned into sea foam!

Okay, so now I can talk about natural disasters...

I had to summarize that or my rambling wouldn't make sense.

But seriously all because of a giant storm LM meets the prince and falls in love with him!

So the storm was good and bad, good because she got to understand love and stuff but bad because she pretty much died at the end...The end was weird so you can read it for yourself.

I think this just proves everything happens for a reason, and even if we don't understand the reason we might some other day.

Everything has purpose, even bad things! -Yes I made that corny on purpose-
then talk about natural disasters.

Oh Brother Where...Some more words...

Alrighty then...I thought this movie was pretty decent.

Except for weird stuff.

Like the two friends of the main guy. They were weird and talked oddly to. It bothered me.

The end was weird to, with the guy being all "I must keeel you!"

And them like "Why?"

Guy: "Uh...I don't know...It's what I do!"

And then the random graver diggers singing...

Bizzare.

Oh well.

The other weird part was when they were with the weird bible seller guy, Dan I think...
Dan: I'm a con man! And I'll show it by attacking your friend!
Main guy: Really...Interesting. I don't seem to care though. Or be very worried, even though you did just attack him. Why would you attack me?
Dan:-Attacks and beats sensless-
Main Guy: Huh...That was totally out of no where! I mean it's so shocking that after he attacked my friend he'd attack me to! CRAZY!

Candy Corn

I'm going to write about candy corn.

NO ONE CAN STOP ME! AHAHAHA

...Woah, don't know where that came from...

Anyways so I personally think candy corn is pretty gross.

I don't even get why they call it candy corn...

It's more like awkwardly colored cone candy.

Awkwardly colored cone cardboard candy.

Better known as ACCCC.

Imagine if that's all you could ever eat...

I think I would start throwing the candy corn at people's eyes.

The stuff normally gets pretty stale so it would probably hurt.

Then I'd be stuck in juvie where I'd get even more stale candy corn.

Which I could probably just use to dig through the wall.

Now that I think about it stale candy corn would be a good weapon....Just pelt someone with it and then hope it rains so the candy corn would dissolve!

Or something like that....

WEEEE

I think for this blog I will talk about how it's sick that we eat things shaped like people...

Oh and the reading for this was...The uh...Nutrition info? Yeah...That sounds good.

Anyways so when I was little we use to get these Santa shaped ice cream pops and man they were good! Actually they were just addicting...That's not the point. The point is that giving small children human popsicles is not okay.

I mean I'm surprised we don't have more reports of 'Child Bites Mall Santa's Face Off'

Then again mall Santas are kinda scary...Actually anyone who dresses up as a mascott or something gives me the creeps.

Don't ask me why. Those things just freak me out, that's why I can't go to Disney World/Land.

I'd run away from everything...And have a heart attack.

Which would be pretty funny to watch.

Just not funny to pay the bill.

Party

Okay, so I was just thinking about how when people do something dumb everyone feels the need to repeat the story 167203762306720 times.

Ask yourself this though: How often am I that stupid person?

For me it's probably quite a lot, mainly because I am prone for awkward situations and I am just good at doing dumb things, like forgetting my name/email/age/grade.

Back to the point say you're pulling out of the parking lot and someone cuts you off. Most people would be all "HEY! Watcha doing buddy?! DO YOU NOT SEE ME?! Yeah, that's right just drive away, drive away with your head hung low in your shame because of your stupidity!"

Now let's fast forwards a couple of hours to a party or something....

Road Rager: And there I was, driving like any good person and WHAM! This complete idiotic loser backs out of his space at 90 mph! Nearly hitting some old grandma and her sick grandkids, and they're puppy! Luckily using my awesome reaction time I was able to bravely honk my horn to alert the jerk of what he was doing! Then I pulled him aside and offered him some good tips about driving, life, marriage, and all that good stuff. Such a loser though, they'll give anyone a driver's liscence these days!"

Woah....I totally forgot where I was going with this...Oh well.

Ahaha...Crap

Okay....So how many blogs behind am I? Four or five....

-Coooooooooouuuuugh- I MEAN NONE!

Okay, I'll talk about....

Uh.......

.....Well....

Oh man, I have nothing to ramble about.

This will make for an interesting time considering this is the first one.

I know! I'll google a list of topics!

...I mean books...Yes, books.

I hope I'm close to 150 words.

My sister just patted me on the head condescendingly.

Boy that was annoying.


And now my cats are watching me write these...

Which is creepy.

I think I want an orange.

Hehehe yes, I think I'll get one...LATER!