Sunday, February 1, 2009

Ahaha Oh man

So....My blog is going to be about the Little Mermaid!

AND YES THIS DOES RELATE WITH THE TOPIC!

Anyways, let's just get the MLA crap...Or stuff, out of the way.

Anderson, Hans. The Stories of Hans Christian Anderson. Boston: Houghton Mifflin Company, 2003.

Okay, I'm going to talk about the real book. Not the cheesed up Disney version. First summarize

So it is true that after there's a big storm that destroys the ship the Little Mermaid saves the prince! We're going to call the Little Mermaid LM since she doesn't have a name in the book! Okay, so LM swims a super long time to save the stupid prince but he never sees her! He only sees some other girl come after LM saved him!

So then LM is all "I loooove him!" And mermaids don't have souls and the only way she can get a soul is if the prince loves her enough to marry her.

Then she goes to the sea witch who makes her cut off her tongue so she can be with the prince! And even then it still sucks because every time she walks it feels like shes walking on knives!

So she does everything with the prince and she loves him to a stalkerish amount, and then he tells her his parents are sending him to meet some princess so he can marry her, but he's all "She's not the woman who saved me after the storm so I don't want to marry her. But you remind me of the woman who saved me so I'll probably marry you."

Which is kinda depressing since she'll always be second best, and when the prince comes back you find out the princess was the girl who helped him after LM brought him back to the shore!

So the prince is all "YAY! Let's get married!"

And obviously LM can't do say anything because she's mute, and also if the prince gets married to some other girl LM gets turned into sea foam!

Okay, so now I can talk about natural disasters...

I had to summarize that or my rambling wouldn't make sense.

But seriously all because of a giant storm LM meets the prince and falls in love with him!

So the storm was good and bad, good because she got to understand love and stuff but bad because she pretty much died at the end...The end was weird so you can read it for yourself.

I think this just proves everything happens for a reason, and even if we don't understand the reason we might some other day.

Everything has purpose, even bad things! -Yes I made that corny on purpose-
then talk about natural disasters.

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