I don't want to do this.
OH! I got one.
Haha now I get to ramble about Valentines day!
I'll just talk about the fun ones...
Anyway the article is about dumb things guys do on Valentines day. (Quotes are in italics)
Handing you a rose cast in gold because "This flower won't die. Just like my feelings for you will never die, baby."
HAHAHA! Come on, if someone did that to you you'd love it.
Seriously I'd pee my pants from laughing so hard!
It'd be a good time.
Making you a lame heart-shaped card cut from notebook paper with "IOU one gift" written on it.
Here would be the correct response...
Cut him a star shape card from notebook paper and write "SBTJ...I can write random letters toooo!"
Dumping you the day before because he didn't want to torment you by going through the motions. (At least you could've gotten one last fancy meal out of the deal.)
No kidding. I'd punch that guy in the face. At leat give me something good I can use as comfort food before you dump me!
Buying you chocolates the day after V-Day because the prices were slashed.
....I wouldn't be that mad about that.
Chocolate is chocolate.
XD Plus then he can get you more chocolate! Everyone wins.
"The Biggest V-Day Sins Guys Commit." MSN. 1 Hearst Communications. 11 Feb. 2009
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