A day late with this. Oh well.
I'm going to ramble about one of the crappiest books I ever read...
Dragon Spell
I think that's what it was called.
Dumbest book ever.
There are like 64086226322.64362 characters in this book. And it's trying to be all 'symbolic' of Christianity but it just fails.
They have the one guy who's all like "I represent Jesus oooooh!" But he's just annoying because he's like "Hm. I don't think I'll show up till the last possible moment." And when he does the main girl (who I wish would've died) is all like "I'm so shy! -sobsrandomly-"
Then the main girl has self esteem issues cause she's all like 'Boohoo I'm just a human. BOOOHOOOO! I fail at life! I can't do anything right! -crycrycry- My life is miserable, because I suck!"
MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER EVER! And she was suppose to represent people who are new to being Christians but she was just irritating and I wish she would've died.
The other important person who was suppose to be Satan was actually pretty funny. Mainly because he just FAILED! Hundreds of people escaped from his prisons not once, but TWICE! Seriously! You'd think the first time would give him the idea to add some guards! But oh no! Not him.
And he doesn't even appear till the last chapter, and when he does appear he's there for like 3 seconds before the main girl runs away and then he sends some dogs after her...Then things got weird and she was sucked into a vortex or something...
If the devil is like that in real life then we have nothing to fear. Dumbest evil villian ever.
And then
I'm going to ramble about one of the crappiest books I ever read...
Dragon Spell
I think that's what it was called.
Dumbest book ever.
There are like 64086226322.64362 characters in this book. And it's trying to be all 'symbolic' of Christianity but it just fails.
They have the one guy who's all like "I represent Jesus oooooh!" But he's just annoying because he's like "Hm. I don't think I'll show up till the last possible moment." And when he does the main girl (who I wish would've died) is all like "I'm so shy! -sobsrandomly-"
Then the main girl has self esteem issues cause she's all like 'Boohoo I'm just a human. BOOOHOOOO! I fail at life! I can't do anything right! -crycrycry- My life is miserable, because I suck!"
MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER EVER! And she was suppose to represent people who are new to being Christians but she was just irritating and I wish she would've died.
The other important person who was suppose to be Satan was actually pretty funny. Mainly because he just FAILED! Hundreds of people escaped from his prisons not once, but TWICE! Seriously! You'd think the first time would give him the idea to add some guards! But oh no! Not him.
And he doesn't even appear till the last chapter, and when he does appear he's there for like 3 seconds before the main girl runs away and then he sends some dogs after her...Then things got weird and she was sucked into a vortex or something...
If the devil is like that in real life then we have nothing to fear. Dumbest evil villian ever.
And then
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