Candy Corn

I'm going to write about candy corn.

NO ONE CAN STOP ME! AHAHAHA

...Woah, don't know where that came from...

Anyways so I personally think candy corn is pretty gross.

I don't even get why they call it candy corn...

It's more like awkwardly colored cone candy.

Awkwardly colored cone cardboard candy.

Better known as ACCCC.

Imagine if that's all you could ever eat...

I think I would start throwing the candy corn at people's eyes.

The stuff normally gets pretty stale so it would probably hurt.

Then I'd be stuck in juvie where I'd get even more stale candy corn.

Which I could probably just use to dig through the wall.

Now that I think about it stale candy corn would be a good weapon....Just pelt someone with it and then hope it rains so the candy corn would dissolve!

Or something like that....