Party

Okay, so I was just thinking about how when people do something dumb everyone feels the need to repeat the story 167203762306720 times.

Ask yourself this though: How often am I that stupid person?

For me it's probably quite a lot, mainly because I am prone for awkward situations and I am just good at doing dumb things, like forgetting my name/email/age/grade.

Back to the point say you're pulling out of the parking lot and someone cuts you off. Most people would be all "HEY! Watcha doing buddy?! DO YOU NOT SEE ME?! Yeah, that's right just drive away, drive away with your head hung low in your shame because of your stupidity!"

Now let's fast forwards a couple of hours to a party or something....

Road Rager: And there I was, driving like any good person and WHAM! This complete idiotic loser backs out of his space at 90 mph! Nearly hitting some old grandma and her sick grandkids, and they're puppy! Luckily using my awesome reaction time I was able to bravely honk my horn to alert the jerk of what he was doing! Then I pulled him aside and offered him some good tips about driving, life, marriage, and all that good stuff. Such a loser though, they'll give anyone a driver's liscence these days!"

Woah....I totally forgot where I was going with this...Oh well.