Bollywood

I have no clue how we're suppose to find an article on this...

So I'm going to assume we can just talk about our thoughts. If not oops.

Really, I'll start MLA citing this Sunday. Promise.

Anywho, I thought the movie was pretty awesome.

The songs were wonderfully cheesey. It made me happy.

I have to admit I'm kind of a sucker for cheesey things, mainly because they make me laugh...It's happiness.

Plus everyone secretly wants life to be a musical.

Sure, most people will deny it but really...Who doesn't want to sing cheesey songs, dance insanely, and have random gospel singers sing about them?

Exactly my point.

Life should be one big musical.

Things would be a lot happier.

...And more painful.

Can you imagine someone who can't sing doing important stuff?

We'd need to listen to that all the time...

Haha that'd be the best excuse though!

"Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in the choir."

xD

A Change We Can Believe In

Best title ever!

I giggled when I typed it.

I'm going to ramble about the lack of change going on with our weather.

I AM SO SICK OF THE COLD!

CHANGE! I WANT HEAT NOW!

I want it to be warm and happy and sunny!

I mean I know in the summer time I'll be all angry and like "I like cold better blah blah blah"

But I seriously want to go swimming and walk around without shoes.

The two main things I like about the cold are...

My hair doesn't get all sweaty and stuck to my head. It's gross.
And there aren't so many bugs.

Bugs are gross.

I don't mind cold up until the end of January. Then I'm all "SNOW CAN GO!"

Plus summer just sounds amazing right now.

Anyways that's my ramble of the day.

Hope

I'm going to talk about...

Crap. I'm not sure yet...

Hm. I know! I'll talk about the movie Premonition

I loved this movie!

This movie really did play with your mind and emotions because after you find out the husband is going to cheat you're all like "GR! POOR SANDRA BULLOCK!"

And then when he realizes he loves her and they're going to get back together it's all like "YAY! I'm so happy!" And you're so incridibly hopeful that everything will work out! And then...He dies.

It's like all your hopes are smashed up and killed right in front of you!

Plus she sees it! SHE SEES IT! It's so awful!

Except the director doesn't totally leave you and Sandra Bullock's character crushed.

He has it so she's pregnant and she gets one more kid from her husband.

Hope of new life and new beginings! (I feel the cheese clogging my arteries)

Still depressing, but it was a nice sweet way to end it.

Oops

A day late with this. Oh well.

I'm going to ramble about one of the crappiest books I ever read...

Dragon Spell

I think that's what it was called.

Dumbest book ever.

There are like 64086226322.64362 characters in this book. And it's trying to be all 'symbolic' of Christianity but it just fails.

They have the one guy who's all like "I represent Jesus oooooh!" But he's just annoying because he's like "Hm. I don't think I'll show up till the last possible moment." And when he does the main girl (who I wish would've died) is all like "I'm so shy! -sobsrandomly-"

Then the main girl has self esteem issues cause she's all like 'Boohoo I'm just a human. BOOOHOOOO! I fail at life! I can't do anything right! -crycrycry- My life is miserable, because I suck!"

MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER EVER! And she was suppose to represent people who are new to being Christians but she was just irritating and I wish she would've died.

The other important person who was suppose to be Satan was actually pretty funny. Mainly because he just FAILED! Hundreds of people escaped from his prisons not once, but TWICE! Seriously! You'd think the first time would give him the idea to add some guards! But oh no! Not him.

And he doesn't even appear till the last chapter, and when he does appear he's there for like 3 seconds before the main girl runs away and then he sends some dogs after her...Then things got weird and she was sucked into a vortex or something...

If the devil is like that in real life then we have nothing to fear. Dumbest evil villian ever.

And then

Muuuuuuuuffffffffffffins

GAH!

I don't want to do this.

OH! I got one.

Haha now I get to ramble about Valentines day!

I'll just talk about the fun ones...

Anyway the article is about dumb things guys do on Valentines day. (Quotes are in italics)

Handing you a rose cast in gold because "This flower won't die. Just like my feelings for you will never die, baby."

HAHAHA! Come on, if someone did that to you you'd love it.

Seriously I'd pee my pants from laughing so hard!

It'd be a good time.

Making you a lame heart-shaped card cut from notebook paper with "IOU one gift" written on it.

Here would be the correct response...

Cut him a star shape card from notebook paper and write "SBTJ...I can write random letters toooo!"

Dumping you the day before because he didn't want to torment you by going through the motions. (At least you could've gotten one last fancy meal out of the deal.)

No kidding. I'd punch that guy in the face. At leat give me something good I can use as comfort food before you dump me!

Buying you chocolates the day after V-Day because the prices were slashed.

....I wouldn't be that mad about that.

Chocolate is chocolate.

XD Plus then he can get you more chocolate! Everyone wins.

"The Biggest V-Day Sins Guys Commit." MSN. 1 Hearst Communications. 11 Feb. 2009 .

My mind is so special

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I think I’m going to be ridiculous.

Oh yes.I’ll enjoy every moment of this.

Actually I’ll probably get in trouble.

But I need to make this funny(or attempt to) somehow!

Okay so the culture I picked was...IOWA!

Oh yes, I can smell the trip to the consouler’s office already.

Hehe.

So one of the laws is ‘The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned’

Which I find to be pretty funny.

I mean, sure we don’t have any ice cream trucks in Minnesota.

But at least we don't band them.Then again it might be a good idea...I mean there is something a little weird about some old guy driving around, making little kids chase him, then feeding them ice cream.I smell something fishy.

Oh yes I do.I mean if some old dude has a truck that’s pretty, is full of ice cream, and has fun music little kids (and ADD ones) will chase it!

And if he says “Want some free...Ice cream?”

All the little/ADD kids will be like “FOR SURE!”

So I guess Iowa has the right idea...Banding the ‘Ice Cream Man’

Who knows what goes on behind those delicious dairy desserts?

Ooooh This Can Not Be GOOD!

Hehehe

So I don't think I talked about this book...

It's called Kissing The Rain.

It's pretty dumb.

Actually only one thing annoyed me...

The WHOLE book was WRITTEN LIKE this. RANDOM words were in capital letters AND they DIDN'T need to be in CAPITAL letters BECAUSE it served NO point to the almost INVISIBLE plot.

I CAN BARELY go on typing LIKE this. It's getting REALLY irritating. Almost as IRRITATING as the BOOK, but THAT'S not possible.

I'll SAY THIS about the BOOK. I can BARELY remember anything. EXCEPT the kid was FAT and they called HIM Moo or Cow...Something LIKE THAT!

And he WITNESSED a MURDER and people STARTED TO LIKE HIM! Or something like that...

IT WAS bizzare!

MOSTLY I just seem to REMEMBER a bunch of RANDOMLY CAPITIALIZED WORDS.

Brooks , Kevin. Kissing the Rain. New York, New York: The Chicken House/Scholastic, 2004.

Ahaha Oh man

So....My blog is going to be about the Little Mermaid!

AND YES THIS DOES RELATE WITH THE TOPIC!

Anyways, let's just get the MLA crap...Or stuff, out of the way.

Anderson, Hans. The Stories of Hans Christian Anderson. Boston: Houghton Mifflin Company, 2003.

Okay, I'm going to talk about the real book. Not the cheesed up Disney version. First summarize

So it is true that after there's a big storm that destroys the ship the Little Mermaid saves the prince! We're going to call the Little Mermaid LM since she doesn't have a name in the book! Okay, so LM swims a super long time to save the stupid prince but he never sees her! He only sees some other girl come after LM saved him!

So then LM is all "I loooove him!" And mermaids don't have souls and the only way she can get a soul is if the prince loves her enough to marry her.

Then she goes to the sea witch who makes her cut off her tongue so she can be with the prince! And even then it still sucks because every time she walks it feels like shes walking on knives!

So she does everything with the prince and she loves him to a stalkerish amount, and then he tells her his parents are sending him to meet some princess so he can marry her, but he's all "She's not the woman who saved me after the storm so I don't want to marry her. But you remind me of the woman who saved me so I'll probably marry you."

Which is kinda depressing since she'll always be second best, and when the prince comes back you find out the princess was the girl who helped him after LM brought him back to the shore!

So the prince is all "YAY! Let's get married!"

And obviously LM can't do say anything because she's mute, and also if the prince gets married to some other girl LM gets turned into sea foam!

Okay, so now I can talk about natural disasters...

I had to summarize that or my rambling wouldn't make sense.

But seriously all because of a giant storm LM meets the prince and falls in love with him!

So the storm was good and bad, good because she got to understand love and stuff but bad because she pretty much died at the end...The end was weird so you can read it for yourself.

I think this just proves everything happens for a reason, and even if we don't understand the reason we might some other day.

Everything has purpose, even bad things! -Yes I made that corny on purpose-
then talk about natural disasters.