Oh Brother Where...Some more words...

Alrighty then...I thought this movie was pretty decent.

Except for weird stuff.

Like the two friends of the main guy. They were weird and talked oddly to. It bothered me.

The end was weird to, with the guy being all "I must keeel you!"

And them like "Why?"

Guy: "Uh...I don't know...It's what I do!"

And then the random graver diggers singing...

Bizzare.

Oh well.

The other weird part was when they were with the weird bible seller guy, Dan I think...
Dan: I'm a con man! And I'll show it by attacking your friend!
Main guy: Really...Interesting. I don't seem to care though. Or be very worried, even though you did just attack him. Why would you attack me?
Dan:-Attacks and beats sensless-
Main Guy: Huh...That was totally out of no where! I mean it's so shocking that after he attacked my friend he'd attack me to! CRAZY!

Candy Corn

I'm going to write about candy corn.

NO ONE CAN STOP ME! AHAHAHA

...Woah, don't know where that came from...

Anyways so I personally think candy corn is pretty gross.

I don't even get why they call it candy corn...

It's more like awkwardly colored cone candy.

Awkwardly colored cone cardboard candy.

Better known as ACCCC.

Imagine if that's all you could ever eat...

I think I would start throwing the candy corn at people's eyes.

The stuff normally gets pretty stale so it would probably hurt.

Then I'd be stuck in juvie where I'd get even more stale candy corn.

Which I could probably just use to dig through the wall.

Now that I think about it stale candy corn would be a good weapon....Just pelt someone with it and then hope it rains so the candy corn would dissolve!

Or something like that....

WEEEE

I think for this blog I will talk about how it's sick that we eat things shaped like people...

Oh and the reading for this was...The uh...Nutrition info? Yeah...That sounds good.

Anyways so when I was little we use to get these Santa shaped ice cream pops and man they were good! Actually they were just addicting...That's not the point. The point is that giving small children human popsicles is not okay.

I mean I'm surprised we don't have more reports of 'Child Bites Mall Santa's Face Off'

Then again mall Santas are kinda scary...Actually anyone who dresses up as a mascott or something gives me the creeps.

Don't ask me why. Those things just freak me out, that's why I can't go to Disney World/Land.

I'd run away from everything...And have a heart attack.

Which would be pretty funny to watch.

Just not funny to pay the bill.

Party

Okay, so I was just thinking about how when people do something dumb everyone feels the need to repeat the story 167203762306720 times.

Ask yourself this though: How often am I that stupid person?

For me it's probably quite a lot, mainly because I am prone for awkward situations and I am just good at doing dumb things, like forgetting my name/email/age/grade.

Back to the point say you're pulling out of the parking lot and someone cuts you off. Most people would be all "HEY! Watcha doing buddy?! DO YOU NOT SEE ME?! Yeah, that's right just drive away, drive away with your head hung low in your shame because of your stupidity!"

Now let's fast forwards a couple of hours to a party or something....

Road Rager: And there I was, driving like any good person and WHAM! This complete idiotic loser backs out of his space at 90 mph! Nearly hitting some old grandma and her sick grandkids, and they're puppy! Luckily using my awesome reaction time I was able to bravely honk my horn to alert the jerk of what he was doing! Then I pulled him aside and offered him some good tips about driving, life, marriage, and all that good stuff. Such a loser though, they'll give anyone a driver's liscence these days!"

Woah....I totally forgot where I was going with this...Oh well.

Ahaha...Crap

Okay....So how many blogs behind am I? Four or five....

-Coooooooooouuuuugh- I MEAN NONE!

Okay, I'll talk about....

Uh.......

.....Well....

Oh man, I have nothing to ramble about.

This will make for an interesting time considering this is the first one.

I know! I'll google a list of topics!

...I mean books...Yes, books.

I hope I'm close to 150 words.

My sister just patted me on the head condescendingly.

Boy that was annoying.


And now my cats are watching me write these...

Which is creepy.

I think I want an orange.

Hehehe yes, I think I'll get one...LATER!